Promo

We want to celebrate the 20th annual Earth Day with a special promotion!  This will be a real one, not like the bogus Mini one.

Big bold print:

Free shipping with every copy of Mini-Compressor purchased.  Forever.  No questions asked, no codes.

How?  That’s easy!  Run, don’t walk, to the Buy Now button on our website.

How does this help the environment?  We save on packaging and gas to get that big cardboard box to your door… aaaaannnddd…. everyone else is greenwashing these days.  We thought we’d jump on the bandwagon.  It couldn’t hurt, right?

Let’s be honest.  Sales of Mini-Compressor have been steady, but what we really want is 4 bazillion people to buy a copy and tell 2 friends.  Then we can have bags with dollar signs on them!  And build our dream garage_*_.

We’ve been working our little brains to think of ways to market our flagship product, on a basement level budget, and this is what we’ve come up_**_