Transcript of my wife talking to my daughter’s grade 6 friend:
Wife: “What is your favourite cheese?”
Friend: “Grated!”
New Measure of Cha-Ching
Adorable Daughter came up with a new monetary term: quadillon dollars. I wonder how many zeros that has! Brilliant.
Kids Thinking Outside the Box - Bed Comfiness
My grade 1 daughter explaining why she sleeps in on school days but has no trouble getting up at the crack of dawn on weekends:
“My bed is more comfier on school days than the weekend.”
Kids Thinking Outside the Box – Planning
My daughter’s classmate to his teacher:
“My plans are unpredictable.”
Perfect saying for a T-shirt.
Mini-Compress Weeds
“W” was the letter of the week in Darling Daughter’s class a few weeks ago. You know what I wished? That Mini-Compressor would compress the wascally weeds in our Behemoth Garden. Right-click on behemoth weeds and voila… smaller weed no long takes over space where the strawberries are and I can dig it out easier. Nice, right?